Slobber, enough that you think a small lake is emerging from your child’s mouth?… Check.
Chewing on everything and anything they can get their darling little mitts on?… Check.
Rash beard, from the ‘Goatee’ to the full ‘Hollywoodian’?… Check.
Mardiness, anger, screaming, rage, pick me up, no put me down, rahhhhhhh?… Check.
Sleep, what sleep?!… Check.
Safe to say if you’re smiling now, or equally traumatised from memories of such things, then you have already discovered teething and the joys that accompany it.
Fear not though! When that time comes around again, we here at Really Pants have just the item you need! (You can thank us later!)